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TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVAL GENERAL ADMISSION AT THE GATE
PRE-SALES OF TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVAL MERCHANDISE MUST BE PICKED UP THE DAY OF THE FESTIVAL WITH PAID ENTRY. NO EXCEPTIONS. IF YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS ABOVE , THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO GUARNTEE YOUR SHIRT WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU NOVEMBER 23, 2022.